[ Don't ask him. He wasn't the one who did the creating. He's grateful, certainly, but he has never wondered about it, never tried to find out more. It is what it is.
And eXCUSE? He was exactly the soul his Master Attendant needed, thank you.
So yes, he was a nuisance, but his Attendant was, uh, similar. ]
That's ridiculous! [ Who ever heard of an umbrella having a soul?! ] You expect me to believe that?!
[ He's just... hot-tempered. Hot blooded. He doesn't really know how to turn that down. ]
Why the hell would I do that?!
[ Unfortunately, when you're that hot blooded, it's easy to ignore the fact that the same argument could be used against you, too. Why would this person lie, Steak? ]
[Why would he claim to be a person-shaped meat spirit? Hell if she knows― that’s a more outlandish fib than even she would usually try to pass off, at least without a pretty good reason.]
Trying to cover up the truth, maybe? You look more like a demon than a steak.
[She personally would still have gone with something a little more believable, like fire spirit maybe, but honestly he just doesn’t seem very bright.]
Or maybe you just like to start shit! I’d believe that in a heartbeat!
[Wow, pot calling the kettle black much? The difference here is that Nyskie is fully aware of this fact and has never made any claims to the contrary. She absolutely loves to start shit, and she’s good at it, too.]
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Date: 2019-11-10 08:54 pm (UTC)And eXCUSE? He was exactly the soul his Master Attendant needed, thank you.
So yes, he was a nuisance, but his Attendant was, uh, similar.]That's ridiculous! [ Who ever heard of an umbrella having a soul?! ] You expect me to believe that?!
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Date: 2019-11-14 04:18 am (UTC)Not more ridiculous than your claim that someone would turn a steak into a warrior servant!
[She jabs a finger accusingly in his direction.]
If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were just fucking with me!
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Date: 2019-11-15 11:42 pm (UTC)Why the hell would I do that?!
[ Unfortunately, when you're that hot blooded, it's easy to ignore the fact that the same argument could be used against you, too. Why would this person lie, Steak? ]
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Date: 2019-11-16 09:15 pm (UTC)Trying to cover up the truth, maybe? You look more like a demon than a steak.
[She personally would still have gone with something a little more believable, like fire spirit maybe, but honestly he just doesn’t seem very bright.]
Or maybe you just like to start shit! I’d believe that in a heartbeat!
[Wow, pot calling the kettle black much? The difference here is that Nyskie is fully aware of this fact and has never made any claims to the contrary. She absolutely loves to start shit, and she’s good at it, too.]
he's so bad at comebacks i'm so sorry
Date: 2019-11-23 06:32 pm (UTC)You— I'm no demon!
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