[She snickers, outlining a rough shape with her hands which is meant to represent a generic slab of meat. It’s ridiculous, of course. There’s no way a steak would stick around long enough to ever acquire a spirit the same way tools sometimes did, but even if it could, she wouldn’t expect it to look like a person.]
[Is that really why food spirits were made? To fight fiends? A little unorthodox, but maybe in his world they didn’t have enough angels to do a good job. Still… food? Really?]
Well I don’t know. Where I come from, if an object ever gets a soul it sure isn’t intentional. I think it’s mostly just considered a nuisance when your umbrella starts hopping around on its own or whatever. You seem like you’d be a really big nuisance.
[Unless he acts differently towards his master, but in her opinion that’s giving him credit he hasn’t earned.]
[ Don't ask him. He wasn't the one who did the creating. He's grateful, certainly, but he has never wondered about it, never tried to find out more. It is what it is.
And eXCUSE? He was exactly the soul his Master Attendant needed, thank you.
So yes, he was a nuisance, but his Attendant was, uh, similar. ]
That's ridiculous! [ Who ever heard of an umbrella having a soul?! ] You expect me to believe that?!
[ He's just... hot-tempered. Hot blooded. He doesn't really know how to turn that down. ]
Why the hell would I do that?!
[ Unfortunately, when you're that hot blooded, it's easy to ignore the fact that the same argument could be used against you, too. Why would this person lie, Steak? ]
[Why would he claim to be a person-shaped meat spirit? Hell if she knows― that’s a more outlandish fib than even she would usually try to pass off, at least without a pretty good reason.]
Trying to cover up the truth, maybe? You look more like a demon than a steak.
[She personally would still have gone with something a little more believable, like fire spirit maybe, but honestly he just doesn’t seem very bright.]
Or maybe you just like to start shit! I’d believe that in a heartbeat!
[Wow, pot calling the kettle black much? The difference here is that Nyskie is fully aware of this fact and has never made any claims to the contrary. She absolutely loves to start shit, and she’s good at it, too.]
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Date: 2019-11-05 09:03 pm (UTC)What am I supposed to look like?!
[ A Fallen Angel?! What human would trust that? ]
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Date: 2019-11-06 04:45 am (UTC)[She snickers, outlining a rough shape with her hands which is meant to represent a generic slab of meat. It’s ridiculous, of course. There’s no way a steak would stick around long enough to ever acquire a spirit the same way tools sometimes did, but even if it could, she wouldn’t expect it to look like a person.]
Maybe with like a face or something?
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Date: 2019-11-06 10:14 pm (UTC)How would I fight Fallen Angels like that?!
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Date: 2019-11-07 06:30 pm (UTC)[Is that really why food spirits were made? To fight fiends? A little unorthodox, but maybe in his world they didn’t have enough angels to do a good job. Still… food? Really?]
Well I don’t know. Where I come from, if an object ever gets a soul it sure isn’t intentional. I think it’s mostly just considered a nuisance when your umbrella starts hopping around on its own or whatever. You seem like you’d be a really big nuisance.
[Unless he acts differently towards his master, but in her opinion that’s giving him credit he hasn’t earned.]
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Date: 2019-11-10 08:54 pm (UTC)And eXCUSE? He was exactly the soul his Master Attendant needed, thank you.
So yes, he was a nuisance, but his Attendant was, uh, similar.]That's ridiculous! [ Who ever heard of an umbrella having a soul?! ] You expect me to believe that?!
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Date: 2019-11-14 04:18 am (UTC)Not more ridiculous than your claim that someone would turn a steak into a warrior servant!
[She jabs a finger accusingly in his direction.]
If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were just fucking with me!
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Date: 2019-11-15 11:42 pm (UTC)Why the hell would I do that?!
[ Unfortunately, when you're that hot blooded, it's easy to ignore the fact that the same argument could be used against you, too. Why would this person lie, Steak? ]
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Date: 2019-11-16 09:15 pm (UTC)Trying to cover up the truth, maybe? You look more like a demon than a steak.
[She personally would still have gone with something a little more believable, like fire spirit maybe, but honestly he just doesn’t seem very bright.]
Or maybe you just like to start shit! I’d believe that in a heartbeat!
[Wow, pot calling the kettle black much? The difference here is that Nyskie is fully aware of this fact and has never made any claims to the contrary. She absolutely loves to start shit, and she’s good at it, too.]
he's so bad at comebacks i'm so sorry
Date: 2019-11-23 06:32 pm (UTC)You— I'm no demon!
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