[Hehehe. She’s being difficult and she knows it, but why in the world would she make things easy for this guy? He hasn’t yet given her any reason to oblige him.]
So angry! And how was I supposed to know that? It’s not like I can read minds!
[Anymore, at least.]
Why, what do you think I am? Seems like you’ve already formed some thoughts on the matter!
[She sneers at him, baring sharp little gremlin teeth. He may claim to be a food spirit, but he still stinks like a cop!]
[Nyskie’s response is immediate and unrestrained laughter, apparently in pure delight of his answer.]
Hahaha! A scoundrel! [She can only manage to wheeze out a response in between gasping breaths.] Is that the best you can do? Wahahahaha!
[She can’t help but be tickled by the choice of words which, in her eyes at least, is absolutely mild as milk despite obviously being meant as an insult. Oh yes, she's a dastardly sort to be sure. A truly vexing little vagrant.]
[She raises an eyebrow. What’s wrong with his name? Lots, for all she knows. Maybe his name is “stupid,” or “loudmouth.” The possibilities are endless.]
I don’t know. [She says it so sweetly, with the utmost sincerity.] Do you get complaints a lot? If you tell me what it is, maybe I can give you a critique.
[Steak? True he did say he was a food soul, but he looks like a person! Wearing human clothes and everything. She was expecting him to at least have a real name!]
Why do you look like a person if you’re the spirit of a piece of meat??
[She snickers, outlining a rough shape with her hands which is meant to represent a generic slab of meat. It’s ridiculous, of course. There’s no way a steak would stick around long enough to ever acquire a spirit the same way tools sometimes did, but even if it could, she wouldn’t expect it to look like a person.]
[Is that really why food spirits were made? To fight fiends? A little unorthodox, but maybe in his world they didn’t have enough angels to do a good job. Still… food? Really?]
Well I don’t know. Where I come from, if an object ever gets a soul it sure isn’t intentional. I think it’s mostly just considered a nuisance when your umbrella starts hopping around on its own or whatever. You seem like you’d be a really big nuisance.
[Unless he acts differently towards his master, but in her opinion that’s giving him credit he hasn’t earned.]
[ Don't ask him. He wasn't the one who did the creating. He's grateful, certainly, but he has never wondered about it, never tried to find out more. It is what it is.
And eXCUSE? He was exactly the soul his Master Attendant needed, thank you.
So yes, he was a nuisance, but his Attendant was, uh, similar. ]
That's ridiculous! [ Who ever heard of an umbrella having a soul?! ] You expect me to believe that?!
[ He's just... hot-tempered. Hot blooded. He doesn't really know how to turn that down. ]
Why the hell would I do that?!
[ Unfortunately, when you're that hot blooded, it's easy to ignore the fact that the same argument could be used against you, too. Why would this person lie, Steak? ]
[Why would he claim to be a person-shaped meat spirit? Hell if she knows― that’s a more outlandish fib than even she would usually try to pass off, at least without a pretty good reason.]
Trying to cover up the truth, maybe? You look more like a demon than a steak.
[She personally would still have gone with something a little more believable, like fire spirit maybe, but honestly he just doesn’t seem very bright.]
Or maybe you just like to start shit! I’d believe that in a heartbeat!
[Wow, pot calling the kettle black much? The difference here is that Nyskie is fully aware of this fact and has never made any claims to the contrary. She absolutely loves to start shit, and she’s good at it, too.]
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Date: 2019-10-23 05:04 am (UTC)So angry! And how was I supposed to know that? It’s not like I can read minds!
[Anymore, at least.]
Why, what do you think I am? Seems like you’ve already formed some thoughts on the matter!
[She sneers at him, baring sharp little gremlin teeth. He may claim to be a food spirit, but he still stinks like a cop!]
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Date: 2019-10-25 07:12 pm (UTC)A scoundrel.
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Date: 2019-10-26 11:31 pm (UTC)Hahaha! A scoundrel! [She can only manage to wheeze out a response in between gasping breaths.] Is that the best you can do? Wahahahaha!
[She can’t help but be tickled by the choice of words which, in her eyes at least, is absolutely mild as milk despite obviously being meant as an insult. Oh yes, she's a dastardly sort to be sure. A truly vexing little vagrant.]
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Date: 2019-10-27 08:50 pm (UTC)Why you—!
[ A complete scoundrel, clearly. ]
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Date: 2019-10-28 02:12 am (UTC)You can’t go around calling me “scoundrel.” It’s not nearly as chastening as you seem to think.
[Only people who don’t know any real insults resort to baby-names like that. It’s not impressing anybody.]
What if I just decided to call you “food boy?”
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Date: 2019-11-02 07:16 pm (UTC)And — Food boy?! ]
What's wrong with my name?!
[ She doesn't know it, numbnuts. ]
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Date: 2019-11-03 04:07 am (UTC)I don’t know. [She says it so sweetly, with the utmost sincerity.] Do you get complaints a lot? If you tell me what it is, maybe I can give you a critique.
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Date: 2019-11-03 12:59 pm (UTC)Steak.
[ Isn't it obvious from the design of his coat, the grillmarks covering the bottom, the red hair and eyes, the horns?
(Only on Tierra, my son.) ]
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Date: 2019-11-04 12:08 am (UTC)[Steak? True he did say he was a food soul, but he looks like a person! Wearing human clothes and everything. She was expecting him to at least have a real name!]
Why do you look like a person if you’re the spirit of a piece of meat??
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Date: 2019-11-05 09:03 pm (UTC)What am I supposed to look like?!
[ A Fallen Angel?! What human would trust that? ]
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Date: 2019-11-06 04:45 am (UTC)[She snickers, outlining a rough shape with her hands which is meant to represent a generic slab of meat. It’s ridiculous, of course. There’s no way a steak would stick around long enough to ever acquire a spirit the same way tools sometimes did, but even if it could, she wouldn’t expect it to look like a person.]
Maybe with like a face or something?
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Date: 2019-11-06 10:14 pm (UTC)How would I fight Fallen Angels like that?!
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Date: 2019-11-07 06:30 pm (UTC)[Is that really why food spirits were made? To fight fiends? A little unorthodox, but maybe in his world they didn’t have enough angels to do a good job. Still… food? Really?]
Well I don’t know. Where I come from, if an object ever gets a soul it sure isn’t intentional. I think it’s mostly just considered a nuisance when your umbrella starts hopping around on its own or whatever. You seem like you’d be a really big nuisance.
[Unless he acts differently towards his master, but in her opinion that’s giving him credit he hasn’t earned.]
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Date: 2019-11-10 08:54 pm (UTC)And eXCUSE? He was exactly the soul his Master Attendant needed, thank you.
So yes, he was a nuisance, but his Attendant was, uh, similar.]That's ridiculous! [ Who ever heard of an umbrella having a soul?! ] You expect me to believe that?!
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Date: 2019-11-14 04:18 am (UTC)Not more ridiculous than your claim that someone would turn a steak into a warrior servant!
[She jabs a finger accusingly in his direction.]
If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were just fucking with me!
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Date: 2019-11-15 11:42 pm (UTC)Why the hell would I do that?!
[ Unfortunately, when you're that hot blooded, it's easy to ignore the fact that the same argument could be used against you, too. Why would this person lie, Steak? ]
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Date: 2019-11-16 09:15 pm (UTC)Trying to cover up the truth, maybe? You look more like a demon than a steak.
[She personally would still have gone with something a little more believable, like fire spirit maybe, but honestly he just doesn’t seem very bright.]
Or maybe you just like to start shit! I’d believe that in a heartbeat!
[Wow, pot calling the kettle black much? The difference here is that Nyskie is fully aware of this fact and has never made any claims to the contrary. She absolutely loves to start shit, and she’s good at it, too.]
he's so bad at comebacks i'm so sorry
Date: 2019-11-23 06:32 pm (UTC)You— I'm no demon!
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